Happy Friday Everyone! Well today is going to be a short one, but I just wanted to start off be saying that theres going to be a big party tomorrow at the Iron Horse in Gettysburg, Pa during bike Week! 7 bands, BYOB, and of course a wet t-shirt contest.
OK, so as i hear there are a few rumors being spread about me. They are just rumors, and I don't know who is spreading them, but I have an idea. The more and more I think about them, the funnier they get. Here they are in no particular order.
1) I have 4 kids by 3 different women..... I think I would know if I had any children. If you know something I don't know please tell me.
2) I have more STD's then they have names for.... Really? How is this possible? I get tested frequently, and I hate the Q-Tip in the pee hole test. I have nothing. Any future sexual activity is safe.
3) My current Girlfriend is pregnant.... First of all, I don't have a current girlfriend, as we all know from my posts. Second of all, I really don't think I can get my hand pregnant.
4) I am only going back into the Army because I can't succeed at anything else.... I am going back into the reserves, because I have succeeded at something else....
Well that's all I have heard lately (Last Night). I guess if you don't have haters, you have never really stood for anything! Have a great weekend all!
189/80.8
OK, so as i hear there are a few rumors being spread about me. They are just rumors, and I don't know who is spreading them, but I have an idea. The more and more I think about them, the funnier they get. Here they are in no particular order.
1) I have 4 kids by 3 different women..... I think I would know if I had any children. If you know something I don't know please tell me.
2) I have more STD's then they have names for.... Really? How is this possible? I get tested frequently, and I hate the Q-Tip in the pee hole test. I have nothing. Any future sexual activity is safe.
3) My current Girlfriend is pregnant.... First of all, I don't have a current girlfriend, as we all know from my posts. Second of all, I really don't think I can get my hand pregnant.
4) I am only going back into the Army because I can't succeed at anything else.... I am going back into the reserves, because I have succeeded at something else....
Well that's all I have heard lately (Last Night). I guess if you don't have haters, you have never really stood for anything! Have a great weekend all!
189/80.8
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