Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Rant number 10million and 2

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Hump Day! Been a few things on my mind and this one is bugging the hell out of me!!!!

Let me start off by saying, Yes I am still working on myself, and its is still all about me. For the time being until I achieve some of my goals it will stay like this.

Now, What has been bugging me. I am on Facebook a lot. I have noticed a common trend with some women. They complain constantly about the men in there lives, and that there are no good guys, or guys that will treat them with respect. Well how about this.... THERE ARE GOOD GUYS OUT THERE!!! you just keep denying them. I'm not saying you want to be treated like shit, that's not my point, but if you are unhappy with the relationship, ranting on FB will not change it! Either get out of the relationship, or talk to your man. There are good guys out there that would treat you like a queen, but don't be a superficial bitch when they ask you out. Its not a looks thing, yet I do agree there has to be some type of physical attraction. Its not a money thing, yet I understand you don't want a man who is homeless. Men are just as bad as being superficial, but not all men and women are rich super models.

(Deep Breath)......

Ok, I feel better now. Hope everyone is having an awesome week!!!


"Online"
by BRAD PAISLEY

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
 

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