Cliches

TGIF!!!!!! Hello again to all of my faithful followers! Its Friday, so lets get this day over with and start the weekend! I won't be doing much this weekend but plans change. Definitely going to the baseball game tonight, hopefully, I remember to take my camera!

Anyway, today's post is cliches..... Why do we have them? Do people understand how dumb some of these things sound? OK, to explain what I mean, here are a few, and why they are dumb and meaningless....

- Can't have your cake and eat it too ---> Why the hell would I want cake if I can't eat it? Don't tease a fat boy with cake, it is beyond wrong

- There are many fish in the sea ---> Why do we refer to people as fish? Last time I referred to a woman as a fish she had a complex and refused to sleep with me because she thought I meant she smelled bad, you know, down there.....

-opened another can of worms ---> Can't fish if you don't open up a can of worms...
-going to hell in a hand basket ----> how do you fit Hell in a Hand basket, because obviously hell is a really big place. According to some religions we are all going there, so room must not be limited
-beauty is only skin deep ---> Eat a box of crayons and you can be beautiful on the inside (you will also shit rainbows).

-solid as a piece of granite ---> Granite can be broken with a hammer and chips easily

-when you ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME ---> Yup, and racecar spelled backwards is racecar (See, we can all have fun with words).

-Full head of steam ---> Is this like calling someone an airhead? If theres steam up there, theres not much room for brains

-behind the clouds, the sun is shining ---> Yup, unless its midnight, then the sun is on the other side of the earth and we have 2 reasons why we can't see the sun....


Well theres just a few. Do you have any you would like to share? Hope everyone has a great weekend!!!

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