A Must Read

Welcome to a fantastic fun filled week! Only 5 workdays till the weekend. I know I am rushing life by wishing away Monday through Friday, but it is what it is.

Today I am going to copy and paste something a friend (who will remain nameless) sent me.

Remember, I did NOT write this..... You have been warned! LOL....

Enjoy.....

Not all kids are special, but your kid is “SPECIAL”

Everyone has that person they work with or are friends with that frequently they find themselves thinking “this person is a complete waste of oxygen” I found mine today. To protect the name of the not so brilliant lets call him Bob. Bob has his “lofty” position only due to family influence in the company hierarchy. Been there for probably 5 years but your cant teach or tell him anything. Especially not if your “just a temp” whose only been with the company for 3 months and in the current department for 2 weeks.

His blind sightedness I blame fully on his parents. Parents as a whole fill their children’s heads with overindulged and all too often unachievable goals. “I wanna be a astronaut when I grow up” says little Johnny or Suzzy. And the parents say “Why of course, you can be anything you want to be when you grown up.” But they fail to remember saying that when their child is spelling their name in pee on the couch. Astronaut? Are you kidding me? Closest to being an astronaut that YOUR kids gonna get is putting the Buzz Lightyear toy in a freakin happy meal. “Would you like fries with that?”
So while fuming not so silently to myself after being told I was “stupid” and “had no idea what I was talking about”, I compiled a list of jobs for “Bob” that I feel he would be more suited for. And for all those waste of oxygen people in your life, I’m sure you can find one on here that fit them.

•Filler of my water bottle
•Assistant trainee to the guy who picks up the cans along my road
•Janitor at a porno theatre
•Large breed cat masturbator at the zoo
•Men’s room attendant at a gay bar
-well actually the women’s room attendant at an All Male gay bar
•Staff NCO in any military branch
(and this is coming from a former Marine)
•Cat food quality controller
•Beat cop in the background of any crime drama
-Preferably the cop who tries to stop the big shot detective from crossing the crime scene tape who then gets sent for coffee or to work as a crossing guard at a blind school
*OK never mind, that last part would be kinda fun
•Sorting the “M”s from the “W”s at the M&M factory
•A Best Buy employee(any department, it doesn’t matter)
•Republican Presidential Candidate
•Democratic Presidential Candidate
•Salesman at a Outlet store that sells bibles with type-os
•Governor of Alaska
•Midnight shift, weekends and holidays only, toll booth collector at a 24 parking lot at the Scott City, Kansas Municipal Airport. Look it up on Google maps. BFE
-well actually just the person who empties the trash cans in those tollbooths, on just that shift


So as I write this list more and more ideas come to mind, I have to stop. My sub and beer are calling my name and I think I can see a bonfire starting next door. Namaste, Semper FI, and I didn’t do it

Writer X

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