Friday, March 9, 2012

Hot/ Cold

OK, so there's something that is bothering me about this weather. It can't seem to make up its mind whether it wants to be spring or winter. Yesterday it was 70 degrees. Tonight, when I would like to go fishing, it is supposed to be 25 degrees. Ugh.... Oh well, I'll still be out there hopefully, sitting on the dock, catching dinner for the next week or so. I can't wait until its at least in the 50-60 range at midnight! OK, enough with my bitching.....

On a better note, If anyone is looking for Real Estate in the Myrtle Beach, SC area let me know. I know a great Agent down there, who will help you find your dream home, and help you build your piece of the American dream.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISEJimmy Buffett
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
Made it nearly seventy days,
Losin' weight without speed-eatin' sunflower seeds,
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, fettucini, bulgar wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.

Cheeseburger in paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.


Verse 2:
Heard about the old time sailor men,
They eat the same thing again and again;
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead.
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn.

But times have changed for sailors these days.
When I'm in port I get what I need;
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris,
But that American creation on which I feed!

Cheeseburger in paradise, medium rare with mustard be nice
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer

For my cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer


63/24.6

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