Happy Hump Day all! Well, its day 3 of my happy, lazy, broken, gimp ass being laid up without a fucking thing to do. Sorry, I'm a little bit of in an uproar, its what happens when I'm bored and confined to a small ass house.
This is almost like a fucking jail sentence, except for the fact that someone isn't trying to pound me in the ass when I take a shower. I have had a couple visitors, but I really could use some more.
I think I need to have a party with strippers. Hows that for fucking companionship. Take off your clothes, dance for me, and I'll throw out dollar bills. I bet the guys would come over to fucking see that one. Who wants to strip?
Damn, now I'm thinking about naked women... Shit....
ANYWAYS.... I really need to get out of this house, too bad all my friends work. I really want to go on a trip, but the money situation is pretty bad right now. No money, no love life, trapped in a house...
Does that mean I have hit rock bottom?
Fuck no
I am the most versatile person in the room. I will overcome and adapt to anything life throws at me.
Money comes and goes, I'm good with it.
Women come and go, I'll keep trucking and find one lucky woman. Why would they be lucky? Because I am one hell of a guy. Little bit of a redneck, but what woman doesn't want a country boy. I mean, I'm pretty smart, got my feet on the ground, sweet, caring, I know how to treat a woman, I like to think I'm the complete fucking package.... Hello Ladies, come and get you some Sam...
The house thing I can't do anything about. Shit happens, I'm broken, need to get fixed. I will go out this weekend though. Even if I have to get in the truck and drive myself to the bar...
Well, thats all I have for today! I hope everyone has a great one! Keep on texting me or Facebooking, I love the support....
This is almost like a fucking jail sentence, except for the fact that someone isn't trying to pound me in the ass when I take a shower. I have had a couple visitors, but I really could use some more.
I think I need to have a party with strippers. Hows that for fucking companionship. Take off your clothes, dance for me, and I'll throw out dollar bills. I bet the guys would come over to fucking see that one. Who wants to strip?
Damn, now I'm thinking about naked women... Shit....
ANYWAYS.... I really need to get out of this house, too bad all my friends work. I really want to go on a trip, but the money situation is pretty bad right now. No money, no love life, trapped in a house...
Does that mean I have hit rock bottom?
Fuck no
I am the most versatile person in the room. I will overcome and adapt to anything life throws at me.
Money comes and goes, I'm good with it.
Women come and go, I'll keep trucking and find one lucky woman. Why would they be lucky? Because I am one hell of a guy. Little bit of a redneck, but what woman doesn't want a country boy. I mean, I'm pretty smart, got my feet on the ground, sweet, caring, I know how to treat a woman, I like to think I'm the complete fucking package.... Hello Ladies, come and get you some Sam...
The house thing I can't do anything about. Shit happens, I'm broken, need to get fixed. I will go out this weekend though. Even if I have to get in the truck and drive myself to the bar...
Well, thats all I have for today! I hope everyone has a great one! Keep on texting me or Facebooking, I love the support....
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