Happy Hump day all! Well, we are half way through the week, anyone start making plans for the weekend and St. Patricks Day yet? I have a few plans, but we will get to them later on in the week.
Didn't do too much last night, except go out to dinner with a friend. I sure do love the Sushi Buffet, but it makes me feel fat every time I go. Oh well, sometimes you just have to spoil yourself! Hopefully my friend had as good a time as I did.
St. Patricks Day used to be one of my favorite holidays. Now that I don't drink, its just another day. For those of you that are Irish one day a year, be safe out there! For those of you that are part Irish all of the time, good luck with all of the idiots pretending they are Irish. Everyone gets home safe, and that will make for a great holiday for all!
Well, that's all I have for today, Have a great Hump Day, and I will be back tomorrow morning!
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
By Joe Nichols
Didn't do too much last night, except go out to dinner with a friend. I sure do love the Sushi Buffet, but it makes me feel fat every time I go. Oh well, sometimes you just have to spoil yourself! Hopefully my friend had as good a time as I did.
St. Patricks Day used to be one of my favorite holidays. Now that I don't drink, its just another day. For those of you that are Irish one day a year, be safe out there! For those of you that are part Irish all of the time, good luck with all of the idiots pretending they are Irish. Everyone gets home safe, and that will make for a great holiday for all!
Well, that's all I have for today, Have a great Hump Day, and I will be back tomorrow morning!
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
By Joe Nichols
She said, "I'm going out with my girlfriends
For margaritas at the Holiday Inn"
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
For margaritas at the Holiday Inn"
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
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