Happy Hump Day All!!!! Getting closer and closer to Drill Weekend and a PT test. I got this. Tonight will be my last workout until the test, this way I can give my body ample time to prepare and rest.
Last weekend, I was traveling with a friend down to Ft. Meade, when we came up with a great idea for a reality game show. Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be sexist (It comes naturally... Kidding), this is only a joke....
Redneck Bachelor Survivor Hells Island (Yea, this will get me sued.... Lol).
What happens is, we strand 20 women on an island and they compete in various tasks for the love of the Redneck Bachelor (me in this case). They will be supplied tents, guns, ammo, fishing materials, etc. They are allowed to quit if they find that the task isn't worth it...
Obviously, there will be obstacles, fighting is encouraged, and the less you wear, the more points you get. There won't be voting, I will choose at the end of the week who was the weakest link, and they will be allowed to go home to the luxuries of home.
Some of the stunts will be: 3 mile obstacle courses, you have to cook for the redneck every night (there will be an ample amount of animals running the island, so keep things interesting ladies), mud wrestling, stripper pole competitions, Mixed Martial Arts Competition and other fun stuff the bachelor deems necessary. Points will be awarded based on overall talent, how you handle yourself around the others, how much fun you have while attempting everything and just being an overall good sport.
There is an opportunity to earn bonus points. Since the Redneck will be living on the island also (In a house, with luxury items), at anytime you can just "stop by". No spending the night though, because that's not fair to the other ladies. I will also take bribes, however, since there will be nothing to buy on the island, I really doubt you'll have any cash....
Now, Where do I find 20 women wanting to compete for me? LMFAO....
(Originally this was supposed to be a death match, but no one should have to die for anyone, even though 20 pissed off women with guns may get a little explosive at certain times of the month).
Have a Great day all!
Last weekend, I was traveling with a friend down to Ft. Meade, when we came up with a great idea for a reality game show. Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be sexist (It comes naturally... Kidding), this is only a joke....
Redneck Bachelor Survivor Hells Island (Yea, this will get me sued.... Lol).
What happens is, we strand 20 women on an island and they compete in various tasks for the love of the Redneck Bachelor (me in this case). They will be supplied tents, guns, ammo, fishing materials, etc. They are allowed to quit if they find that the task isn't worth it...
Obviously, there will be obstacles, fighting is encouraged, and the less you wear, the more points you get. There won't be voting, I will choose at the end of the week who was the weakest link, and they will be allowed to go home to the luxuries of home.
Some of the stunts will be: 3 mile obstacle courses, you have to cook for the redneck every night (there will be an ample amount of animals running the island, so keep things interesting ladies), mud wrestling, stripper pole competitions, Mixed Martial Arts Competition and other fun stuff the bachelor deems necessary. Points will be awarded based on overall talent, how you handle yourself around the others, how much fun you have while attempting everything and just being an overall good sport.
There is an opportunity to earn bonus points. Since the Redneck will be living on the island also (In a house, with luxury items), at anytime you can just "stop by". No spending the night though, because that's not fair to the other ladies. I will also take bribes, however, since there will be nothing to buy on the island, I really doubt you'll have any cash....
Now, Where do I find 20 women wanting to compete for me? LMFAO....
(Originally this was supposed to be a death match, but no one should have to die for anyone, even though 20 pissed off women with guns may get a little explosive at certain times of the month).
Have a Great day all!
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