Well Happy Thursday All! We are one step closer to Christmas, and the weather is yet to feel like it. Hopefully, most of you have or are taking a long weekend. If not, I'm sorry you have to work! However, it may not even matter, because today may be the last full day of our lives.
The Rapture is coming!!!!
There is an unbelievable amount of people that believe the world will end tomorrow. If its true, you better enjoy the last day of your life. If its not true, then you should live like every day is the last day. Lets take a look at a couple possible ends of the world:
1) The world will end with an extreme meteor shower that will devastate all life on this planet. It will bring increased temperatures (better wear some sunglasses). All will start new again, with no survivors. If this were to happen, why worry? Your not going to feel it anyway. Your missile proof shelters will melt, and you will die in a tomb of metal... Not exactly how I was planning to go. If this happened I would run out of the house naked, and try to dodge as many sky falling rocks as possible. Strip show at my house tomorrow morning.....
2) The North and South pole switch polarization. Now just for reference, this happens ever couple hundred thousands of years. Damn, it really would throw off all of those compasses the Army has. I'm not really sure what else this would bring, but supposedly it would be bad. Maybe that's what happened to all the Dinosaurs? Oh well, just remember, South is the new North, don't get lost in the woods...
3) Zombie Apocalypse... Now this one I think is the most possible. Millions of the undead come to life and start their search for brains. Don't worry, I know a lot of you are safe from this (Especially DC drivers). Since Twinkies have gone the way of the Dodo (they are gone, get with the program), we won't have the staple of food searched for in movies and TV shows. Time to stock up on small arms ammunition, and remember shoot for the head. Its the only way to kill them. I guess its too late for you to practice shooting, so all women, show up to my house naked (Don't want clothes to interfere with running, plus we have to start repopulating immediately). I'll keep you safe, until we run out of ammo, then I will just start throwing you at the zombies (unless I like you of course). Bring food, the frig is rather empty. Bring alcohol, might as well get a little tipsy before we start shooting....
Come on people, none of this will happen, and if I am wrong, we can have fun during the whole thing! As far as my plans for this weekend- I plan on showing up to work tomorrow, and driving to Myrtle Beach in the evening. Even the Mayans have come out and said that its only the end of a cycle, not the end of the world...
Guess we will find out tomorrow morning....
(To Be Continued)
(Possibly)
The Rapture is coming!!!!
There is an unbelievable amount of people that believe the world will end tomorrow. If its true, you better enjoy the last day of your life. If its not true, then you should live like every day is the last day. Lets take a look at a couple possible ends of the world:
1) The world will end with an extreme meteor shower that will devastate all life on this planet. It will bring increased temperatures (better wear some sunglasses). All will start new again, with no survivors. If this were to happen, why worry? Your not going to feel it anyway. Your missile proof shelters will melt, and you will die in a tomb of metal... Not exactly how I was planning to go. If this happened I would run out of the house naked, and try to dodge as many sky falling rocks as possible. Strip show at my house tomorrow morning.....
2) The North and South pole switch polarization. Now just for reference, this happens ever couple hundred thousands of years. Damn, it really would throw off all of those compasses the Army has. I'm not really sure what else this would bring, but supposedly it would be bad. Maybe that's what happened to all the Dinosaurs? Oh well, just remember, South is the new North, don't get lost in the woods...
3) Zombie Apocalypse... Now this one I think is the most possible. Millions of the undead come to life and start their search for brains. Don't worry, I know a lot of you are safe from this (Especially DC drivers). Since Twinkies have gone the way of the Dodo (they are gone, get with the program), we won't have the staple of food searched for in movies and TV shows. Time to stock up on small arms ammunition, and remember shoot for the head. Its the only way to kill them. I guess its too late for you to practice shooting, so all women, show up to my house naked (Don't want clothes to interfere with running, plus we have to start repopulating immediately). I'll keep you safe, until we run out of ammo, then I will just start throwing you at the zombies (unless I like you of course). Bring food, the frig is rather empty. Bring alcohol, might as well get a little tipsy before we start shooting....
Come on people, none of this will happen, and if I am wrong, we can have fun during the whole thing! As far as my plans for this weekend- I plan on showing up to work tomorrow, and driving to Myrtle Beach in the evening. Even the Mayans have come out and said that its only the end of a cycle, not the end of the world...
Guess we will find out tomorrow morning....
(To Be Continued)
(Possibly)
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